Christianity

here's a summary:

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree

Comments

[Richmond]

I get it... so what are you? an atheist? hmmm... you have some interesting thoughts here... you should start a real blog in wordpress.com or in blogger.com. :)

[TheRetardedDork]

This is so wrong.... Even for you. X_X

If the laughing kid from last night comes again while I'm sleeping, I wanna be cremated. And I wanna be spread in front of Chiwo's house. XD Kidding....

(maybe his room would be better)